Posts Tagged ‘ humor ’

Game of thrones drinking game



The Motherf***ing Pterodactyl

Hilarious video by the oatmeal

Facepalm of the day


I wore this shirt to work today.  I like to honor my roots whether that be being a smartass, eating watermelon, potatoes, purple drink, or pasta.  Or gaming even.  I would have thought this shirt fairly self explanatory.  I was wrong.  I was asked and I quote “what the hell is that on your shirt, is it a platypus?”  I didn’t know how to take that.  I stared mouth agape. I do have a few other posts started.  Finishing is just an issue apparently.  Off to the gym for now.

If Famous Writers Had Written Twilight… » Journalist, Editor, Author of Leaving Mundania

If Famous Writers Had Written Twilight… » Journalist, Editor, Author of Leaving Mundania.

Thought this was pretty funny.  Some of the comments are great.

It’s even funnier when….


People at work ask you into their office you ask why this is funny. 

Posted from WordPress for Android because Apple is lame

In Conversation With My Son

Just one of those times that you shouldn’t laugh but can’t help it.

To set the scene up… It was bath-time for my child.  I got him in the tub when suddenly I felt quite the rumble in my tummy.  There was no way around it; I was going to have to poo.  It wasn’t the ideal situation but it need to happen.  So I sit down and get ready to when suddenly he demands to know “Why are you getting naked?!”  I told him the business I was about and commenced to follow through.  At which point he decides to discover his scrotum more.  He has discovered the rest of himself many times over, but now it was apparently question time about that.  So he lifts the rest of himself and asks me “What’s this?”

So I tell him “It’s your scrotum.”

He asks “Whats in it?”

“Well son, your testicles are in it.”


“Because that’s where they are kept.”

Do you mean my balls?!”

“Why yes son, they are your balls.”

What do they do?”

“Well when you get older they will make babies.”

Wow! How do they do that?  Is it by waiting?”

“Yep.  That is exactly it.  You simply have to wait and they will make babies when you are older.”


“Because that is what they do.”

Oh.  Will my balls be big like yours?  I have small balls”(yes I have been laughing for some time at this point)

“I’m sure they will be.”  He then gets quiet and I focus on pooping.

Daddy look!”

I look over and he still has himself lifted and has grabbed the cup to pour water all over his sack.

“What are you doing?”

“My  balls like water! A lot!” Then he starts rubbing them and claims to be cleaning them..  I finish my business and he finishes bath time.  End of story pretty much.   Just something that made me laugh because of how obscene it was.

So enjoy my discomfort and giggles.  May you suffer them as well.

The Random Picture Post

Some things I’ve seen in the last little bit.  Some real life, some internets.  Either way they made me giggle probably.  Or I just felt like sharing.  Something in there.